Flying!

For Christmas, I got to fly! It was a lot of fun. Everyone wanted to help Mommy -- they offered to carry me while she handled the luggage. And I got to take naps in Mommy's arms, which are still the best crib ever!

I can't wait to fly again.

Theft by Taking

Daddy says I like to steal things because of my Aussie blood. I keep trying to grab his watch and today I tried to steal a laptop. Unfortunately, I can't walk so mommy took it away from me.

I Like Christmas

There was a lot of paper I could tear up and try to eat. And I got lots of toys! I love toys. They make noise and have flashy lights. And they are absolutely delicious.

I Want a Job For Daddy

Mommy did a very strange thing the other day. She took me to meet this man with a big white beard who called me a "ho" and asked me what I wanted for chris-muss. He seems nice. He promised to bring me some nice toys. I like toys.

Where's Abby?

I've discovered a new game! If I put the blanket over my face, mommy and daddy disappear! But when I pull it away, they're back! (I have no idea why this makes Daddy sound like he's been huffing helium, but there you go.)

You Should See The Other Guy

I had a disagreement with a container of prunes.

Abby the Babby

I've learned something really cool. If I twist my body just right, I can roll over onto my front! I'm trying to move around by slithering on the ground, but it isn't very productive yet. I wonder if my arms and legs could be useful for turning me into a mobile menace.