Endorsement

Hello. My name is Abigigglegail. Do you worry about your babby at night? Do you miss the nightly sound of her explosively pooping her diapers? When she talks to herself in the crib, do you wish you could listen?

Then buy this -- the Graco baby monitor. I've used it for eight months and it's amazing. All I have to do is cough and my daddy comes in to check on me. When I was a newborn and would poop, he'd look out the window to make sure I wasn't catapulted into Earth orbit.

The Graco baby monitor. At fine babby stores eveywhere.